<p><strong>I'm a professional chickenblocker.</strong></p><p><strong><br></strong></p><p><strong>Except "chicken" is a euphemism.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>I get paid to follow a womanizing troglodyte who thinks rules are for other people and that my pants are the next pair he's getting into.</p><p><br></p><p>Dream on.</p><p><br></p><p>Bet your first professional job didn't involve babysitting an extremely hot, muscle-bound Scottish Highlander with an ego the size of a kilt and a libido bigger than his...well...</p><p><br></p><p>Chicken.</p><p><br></p><p>Keeping Scottish football (that's 'soccer" to us Americans) player Hamish McCormick away from inappropriate scandals while he does product endorsement campaigns is my...
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<p><strong>I'm a professional chickenblocker.</strong></p><p><strong><br></strong></p><p><strong>Except "chicken" is a euphemism.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>I get paid to follow a womanizing troglodyte who thinks rules are for other people and that my pants are the next pair he's getting into.</p><p><br></p><p>Dream on.</p><p><br></p><p>Bet your first professional job didn't involve babysitting an extremely hot, muscle-bound Scottish Highlander with an ego the size of a kilt and a libido bigger than his...well...</p><p><br></p><p>Chicken.</p><p><br></p><p>Keeping Scottish football (that's 'soccer" to us Americans) player Hamish McCormick away from inappropriate scandals while he does product endorsement campaigns is my...